Issue 0002 May 2006 additionally materialized by...

Mark Till is wonderfully humble, and doesn't want you to know anything about him. Cherry Green was born in Blackpool to parents who made their own Christmas tree lights. Badly. Now Cherry lives in London and has been successful on the stand-up comedy circuit since early 2003. Her blend of dark observational humour and social commentary has proved a massive hit with audiences and is propelling her toward the lofty heights of stardom. Cherry has already racked up appearances on Channel 4 and ITV, has performed all over the country and is one of the circuit’s brightest female comics She's your actual comedy professional with her own website, which you can view here. Alan Fiend is a phantom and spends six months of the year in prison or in underground lairs, depending on parole conditions and the weather. Older than sin, but younger than Joan Rivers, some say he gave birth to the 20th Century, but he can't remember anything about it save the stitches. Alan is a part-time menace to society and enjoys the occasional murder. He also likes to cook. LJ Williams grew up in England. Used to own a liquor store in America. And isn't about to be drawn on any more personal details. Philip Miles's proudest career moment was the day he turned down a £6000 pay rise in favour of a desk where no-one could see his computer screen. He loves to spout meaningless corporate jargon, and hopes to revisit his core competencies going forward. Michael Stewart is an award winning writer and artist based in Bradford. He is was born and brought up in the riot torn streets of Salford and has worked in abattoirs, breweries, cemeteries, mental hospitals and zoos. He enjoys a pint.