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The 30-Second theSpectacle | ||
It's a truism often expressed,
although no
less true for being so, that a screen tie-in novelist is only as good
as his or her last screen tie-in. Martin Amis then, must only be
considered as good as The Goonies, his 1985 adaptation of the movie of
the same name. And the potential for controversy doesn't end there. Salman Rushdie recently upset the legion of Harry Potterites, when his tie-in for the first cinema outing was re-entitled Harry Potter and the Wizard's Stone, in homage, the author contends, to magic realism. As for The A-Team, Amis must know he has inherited not just a hot potato, but the keys to the crisp factory (which have lots and lots of hot potatoes in them). He must satisfy it's huge international audience, while avoiding the sort of commotion Julian Barnes caused with his adaptation of the French A Team ('Three Men And A Fool Will Solve Any Issues'). And he must tread carefully around the show's delicate portrayal of a homosexual relationship and rampant backwater racism. Controversy is Amis's suit, no matter what the material, and there are few authors better equipped to resist a backlash, should it come. But if at some date, Amis finds him outnumbered in Waterstones, he may wish that he knew someone who knew someone who knew the A-Team. NEXT WEEK: Read an exclusive excerpt. |
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